We ate Mary's lamb

Since the idea of this blog is to sing about food and all things good, it would be depressing not to at least write an entry about food. Our first food entry would be a food for the Gods, and mere mortals like you are forbidden to have a bite of what heaven can offer. It is a recipe so secret that even a mere whisper would turn it into a tasteless glass of horse piss. Even Virgin Mary would not have approved of this source of pleasure, which risks causing epilepsy among the weak willed. I am talking about the lamb shank from Secret Recipe. Above is an unedited raw footage of this forbidden delicacy :

From a glance, this mysterious feast for the mouth seems like nothing more than pork legs, but we guarantee you that it is truly ecstasy. One can obtain this sinful dish from discrete locations throughout the city. In fact, it is so discrete that there will be a sign at the entrance saying "Secret Recipe". Our informants discovered that the best outpost for this dish was the one in Giant, Kelana Jaya.

We could proceed to describe the exhilarating experience during and after the consumption of this heavenly meal, but we would rather convey certain facts about it. We feel that it is vital for the survival of humanity. After much research in our pig laboratories and Jewish concentration camps, we have obtained the most detailed analysis of food ever. What we will present you may shock you and we apologize in advance for any tragic loss of lives. Look below:



There you have it. Your lives are much more meaningful now.


Meditator,
Dedicated to YL

When One Can't Sleep

Since I can’t sleep I decided to write an entry. I wanted to complain and whine about what a bad bad world this is. But I can’t do so because this blog is supposed to be about food and all things good. Well, at the moment I can’t think of anything good because I woke up to pee this morning and then I was unable to sleep back. Diu nia sing. And I am not too happy either because I did not get to shit yesterday. Do u have any idea how sad life is when you can’t even take a crap?

Anyway, I really wanted to write something cheerful or whatever for people to read, if there are actually other people who read this besides myself and my bf (the co-founder of this blog), so that I can make their lives all sunshine and rainbow.

Nevermind, maybe after I shower tonight my mood would be better. Taking a long shower always make me feel good. Sooo good. You’re soooo good. Come on, Toshi. Come on……Hehehehe.

It’s about time to wake my bf up ! That fag, forever sleeping. Everytime he comes to my house, he would straightaway go to my room, place his wallet, keys and handphone on my table. Then, on the air-cond and terus sleep. Cosily somemore. All WITHOUT me being in the room. I could be outside washing dishes or talking to my brother or watching tv. It doesn’t matter to him. All he wants is to sleep. Fag.

Hehehehe though he looks damn cute when lying on my bed, with my blanket covering him tightly from neck to toe. NOT a single flesh exposed except his big fat face.

Shall wake him up ! Not going to let him sleep peacefully when I can’t even sleep back !! I rule ! Life is all good when you disturb your bf’s sleep !! *with the thumbs up emoticon that blogspot doesn't have*



Btw, I still haven't shit. Damn.

We Are Here

Ah, yes after just two posts, we have decided to shift to blogspot. Not because it is better but because we are cool and we do things as we like (and also some sort of complication with blogsome). It was like this, when Mr. My-Memory-Rocks asked for the password, that he himself forgot, I hadn't had a clue. And thus began our misadventure of locating our password, which I wouldn't go into details, not because it is embarassing but because I am just lazy.

So anyway, I would repost an entry I wrote in the previous site because we both feel that it is a good entry and thus deserve more limelight.

So hello and welcome. We shall be posting pictures of food for the delight of those on a diet !!