Since the idea of this blog is to sing about food and all things good, it would be depressing not to at least write an entry about food. Our first food entry would be a food for the Gods, and mere mortals like you are forbidden to have a bite of what heaven can offer. It is a recipe so secret that even a mere whisper would turn it into a tasteless glass of horse piss. Even Virgin Mary would not have approved of this source of pleasure, which risks causing epilepsy among the weak willed. I am talking about the lamb shank from Secret Recipe. Above is an unedited raw footage of this forbidden delicacy :
From a glance, this mysterious feast for the mouth seems like nothing more than pork legs, but we guarantee you that it is truly ecstasy. One can obtain this sinful dish from discrete locations throughout the city. In fact, it is so discrete that there will be a sign at the entrance saying "Secret Recipe". Our informants discovered that the best outpost for this dish was the one in Giant, Kelana Jaya.
We could proceed to describe the exhilarating experience during and after the consumption of this heavenly meal, but we would rather convey certain facts about it. We feel that it is vital for the survival of humanity. After much research in our pig laboratories and Jewish concentration camps, we have obtained the most detailed analysis of food ever. What we will present you may shock you and we apologize in advance for any tragic loss of lives. Look below:
There you have it. Your lives are much more meaningful now.
Meditator,
Dedicated to YL
9 comments:
Poor Mary. And poor you. Did not get to eat lamb shank when you came back the last time, hahahahah.
*nods head. Jerk indeed. Make me wait for so long while you play Dota. Jerk.
1st of all.. i wanna be honest, i hav no freaking idea tat secret recipe sells lamb shank >_< all i remember was their adam and eve lasagne sucked.. wit adam's cheese on top and eve's period at the bottom >_< btw y the bread in the pics got no nipple 1 :/
Well, well well, the bread had no nipples cos I licked it too hard. It kinda popped off into my mouth if you know what I mean. Hahahahha
lol
by the way, i was told to type in the word verification..
"lkfup"
sounds quite disturbing..
We kissed at the barrier ;
and passing through
She left me,
and moment by moment got
Smaller and smaller,
until to my view
She was but a spot ;
A wee white spot of muslin fluff
That down the diminishing
platform bore
Through hustling crowds of
gentle and rough
To the carriage door.
Under the lamplight’s
fitful glowers,
Behind dark groups from
far and near,
Whose interests were
apart from ours,
She would disappear,
Then show again,
till I ceased to see
That flexible form,
that nebulous white ;
And she who was
more than my life to me
Had vanished quite.
We have penned new plans
since that fair fond day,
And in season
she will appear again—
Perhaps in the
same soft white array—
But never as then !
—‘And why, young man,
must eternally fly
A joy you’ll repeat,
if you love her well ?’
—O friend,
nought happens twice thus ;
why, I cannot tell !
-Dedicated to Yi Ling-
Blushes* thank you... In one post and I got two dedications. I made my parents proud.
disgusting ...
lol
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