Since I can’t sleep I decided to write an entry. I wanted to complain and whine about what a bad bad world this is. But I can’t do so because this blog is supposed to be about food and all things good. Well, at the moment I can’t think of anything good because I woke up to pee this morning and then I was unable to sleep back. Diu nia sing. And I am not too happy either because I did not get to shit yesterday. Do u have any idea how sad life is when you can’t even take a crap?
Anyway, I really wanted to write something cheerful or whatever for people to read, if there are actually other people who read this besides myself and my bf (the co-founder of this blog), so that I can make their lives all sunshine and rainbow.
Nevermind, maybe after I shower tonight my mood would be better. Taking a long shower always make me feel good. Sooo good. You’re soooo good. Come on, Toshi. Come on……Hehehehe.
It’s about time to wake my bf up ! That fag, forever sleeping. Everytime he comes to my house, he would straightaway go to my room, place his wallet, keys and handphone on my table. Then, on the air-cond and terus sleep. Cosily somemore. All WITHOUT me being in the room. I could be outside washing dishes or talking to my brother or watching tv. It doesn’t matter to him. All he wants is to sleep. Fag.
Hehehehe though he looks damn cute when lying on my bed, with my blanket covering him tightly from neck to toe. NOT a single flesh exposed except his big fat face.
Shall wake him up ! Not going to let him sleep peacefully when I can’t even sleep back !! I rule ! Life is all good when you disturb your bf’s sleep !! *with the thumbs up emoticon that blogspot doesn't have*
Btw, I still haven't shit. Damn.
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You woke me up sadistically!!! Haha, can't help it girl, your room is just too tempting. What do you do when you have your girlfriend in the room alone with you and you are both cosy together? You sleep....even if your gf is not in the room. Hahahha...muaks !!
omfg she woke you sadistically or bondage-tiscally? ;x lol anywayz.. about the shitting thing.. hmm.. wat do i say... dis bledy ling keep on forcing me to put a comment and disturbing my study session (my quest for absolute knowledge) potong stim sial :/ anywayz.. let be start.. about the "unable to shit part" there's alwayz such a thing called a broom stick if u all knoe wat i mean ^^
Oh yeah, I forgot you told me that's how you cured your constipation. By shoving a broomstick up your ass. You smart little thing, use a household item to cure your constipation. Clever, very clever.
Lol of cause of cause.. but then tat was quite sum time ago.. when people onli had to use either a broom stick or a floor mop.. those were the times.. but now, with the help of advance technology, theres the not so new vacumm cleaner ;p not onli it can cure constipation by showing the nozzle up out arse, but it can suck out those.. ermm "brown stuff" with the flip of a switch. And now we an even more advance technology, theres even a handy size vacuum cleaner where you can bring wit you to anywhere you wanna go ;p unfortunately due to its handy and smaller size, its storage space for.. those "brown stuff" is kinda limited also :/
I don't know about using some vacuum to suck out your shit. I've never tried after all and I am blessed enough to be able to shit when I feel the need to. Only sometimes it takes slightly more effort and pushing. There is no need to rely on technology. Thank you very much. And enough of shit already !
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