Thank you Australia for the "Go Green campaigns" which I couldn't be bothered with. You encourage us to use less and recycle more. Because of tree hugging hippies like you, I feel no guilt now when I litter, knowing that there are plenty of assholes like you to balance the ecological footprint I leave. Thank you Coles for using extra thin plastic bags to save the environment. I now have to demand that my groceries be double bagged, causing more damage to the environment. Thank you Dalgety Square for increasing the rent and then claiming that cold water is completely free. I can now go to university with my cold tap running just to make every cent of my money count.
Thank you Australian hippies who protest against hydroelectric dams, a renewable source of energy when Australia burns tremendous amounts of coal just to power its cities. From your neon lights to your air conditioners to even your recycling plants, I'd say until you are willing to live like a third world country, shut the hell up about your contradictory filled propagandas. You assholes still emit more carbon dioxide than most countries. From your dishwashers to your gay ass sprinklers bought by incapable middle aged men, its no wonder your bloody water reserves are decreasing.
Thank you UNSW for having a retarded amount of parking lots around campus. Thank you Australia for the time limit for the parking spots. With these two combined, I thank you all for me only needing to go to university twice a week for "parking reasons". Thank you UNSW for your inefficient administration, your examinations in the race course, as well as cocky but retarded tutors. My university life could never be more pleasant.
Thank you Sydney for your teenage wannabe locals, riding around in their souped up Imprezas. You assholes stink up the place, 50 in a car, wearing cheap NY caps, all while blaring some nigger music that most people who do not want to spend their lives in McDonalds would not care about. Thank you Australia for your overpriced car insurance, I am now driving around uninsured and am more likely to commit a bang and run. Thank you Australia for the never ending supply of Asians who are not proud to be Asians. You morons elevate the rest of us a step higher in the food chain. Thank you Australia for the Chinese girls who greet and lure ONLY CAUCASIANS into their restaurants. You clearly know how to trade pride with money.
To sum up my gratitude towards Australia, I present you this:
Thank you Australia for everything,
Meditator
6 comments:
Thank you Australia for making my boyfriend a bitter person.
Thank you Australia for shutting down Toss & Turn, I now have one less reason to visit Sydney.
Thank you Australia for having Asians who speak bad english with an Australian accent.
I am now truly Malaysian.
*clap clap clap*
Hahahahaha holy shit....you sound like a very angry person. Thank you Australia for making my friend write this post to cheer me up in my stressful times of exams.
niamahchauhai u fuck australia kau kau and still want to say thank you for fucks arr?
its called sarcasm jason, cb i thought u shd b used to it
I love this blog. Thank you to whoever wrote it, your sentiments are exactly the same as mine. I grew up in Australia and hate the fucking place so much I am trying to find somewhere else to live. Currently I am in Finland trying to find a job so I work here for 4 years and eventually apply for citizenship. Fuck Australia, Fuck Australia, Fuck Australia. I wish I had never been born in that shit hole of a place filled with nothing but mindless media puppets and miscellaneous wanna be cock suckers.
The only way I will return to that stinking shit hole is either to sort out my mother's estate when the bitch finally dies or in a box and she can sort my shit our herself. Fuck you mum for having me born in that fuckbag of a cuntry.
Kind regards, Pete.
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